The True Facts Wire is God’s gift to journalism. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something.
Despite the site’s name, this site actually contains very few facts. Indeed, it is a satirical website. Regardless of how similar an article on this website may be to real events, all articles are fictitious. Although some articles may make reference to public figures by name, all other details are invented. In all other instances, any resemblance to actual persons alive, dead, or undead is entirely coincidental.
In other words:
PLEASE DON’T SUE ME, I’M JUST SOME DUDE ON HIS COUCH IN HIS PAJAMAS