The day after Justin Trudeau was sworn in as Canada’s 23rd Prime Minister, he received an unexpected phone call from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the WWE wrestling super-star. According our source, who was present during the incident, Trudeau had assumed that Johnson had called to congratulate him on his electoral success.
“Finally The Rock’s voice has come back to Ottawa!” Johnson boomed into the phone after Trudeau had answered. “The Rock wants to know if this is Canada’s new Prime Minister.” Trudeau confirmed for Johnson, “Yes this is Justin Tru…” at which point Johnson interrupted the Prime Minister by shouting into the phone “It doesn’t matter what your name is!”
Our source confirmed that at this point Trudeau realized two things: first, this was not a friendly call; and second, Johnson actually knows very little about the Canadian political landscape. Still trying to be polite, Trudeau corrected Johnson: “Actually Mr. Rock, the Trudeau family name matters considerably in Canada. I mean, my hair’s good, but to get into majority territory, the name was necessary.”
Our source reported that the conversation devolved from there. Mr. Johnson made reference to “The People’s Eyebrow” at which point Trudeau said that Johnson sounded like a Communist. Johnson then described himself as the “Jabroni-Justin bustin’, People’s Pelvis thrustin’, Prime Minister cussin’, one-way, first class ticket on the Know Your Role Express to the sunny Isle of Smackdown!”
According to our source, the phone call ended abruptly at that point. One of Trudeau’s aids realized that the Prime Minister was about propose a pay-per-view boxing match with Johnson and she was able to grab the phone away from Trudeau and end the call.
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